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noy
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You go east, drink 100k gallons of water of a well, go inside a house with beds, somehow sleep, you are stuck never waking up, alt + f4.
You go south, are being hunted by what it seems wolves? And you die.
You go east, everyone is hostile, you try to shoo
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Well I had some high hopes for this game as it captures the pixeled silly art style I like, but.... ohhh and there is but.
Basically, the learning curve and difficulty curve are like vertical. What made me dislike it the most, is the small fonts, lack of
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Tried to play. The character moves slowly. I could not pick anything up or interact with anything and I either starved to death or died of thirst in under a minute in the tutorial. Repeatedly.
Really like the music though
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gamesense
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Good job John
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---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☑ Gnome.
☐ Paint.exe
---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☑ Gnome.
☐ Just don‘t
---{Audio}---
☑ Gnome.
☐ Very go
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"johnsgame" is a 2D retro pixel top down shooter (with lightweight "survival" mechanics, aka, food and water meters) that's been slapped together with the godawful GameMaker Studio video game construction kit from Yoyogames.
The game seems to have been m
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Not even a game.
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Казуальная стратегия & выживание. Собираем ресурсы, создаем армию, воюем с другими кланами, изучаем мир и находим секреты.
Самое важное для
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john's game? more like john's fever dream
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nice troll john, the jokes are not funny at all, the narration text block the screen the whole game i can stucked at any random object, looks like you've just finished game dev tutorial..
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I keep getting stuck on dead wolves. I dont know what to do. This game sucks
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pqp q jogo lixo
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Simply not good. Not like what I saw in the trailer. No menu or options. Hopefully it'll get updated and I can change the review
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Bad
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Very rarely do I come across a game so garbage that I make a review out of anger that the game exists. This has no right being on the Steam marketplace.
