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play this game for hours as you watch the world crumble around and cuss out the idiocy of a cactus NOT BEING ABLE TO MAKE THE MOST SIMPLE JUMP!
good game to kill time.
10/10
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Shitty cactus is a game like no other it is grate and a chill game with no rageing and achivements (ooh achivements) and upgrades witch can make the happy cactus jump veary high and make thiere be more coins (ohh money) and you can increase the happy cact
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☀️
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Das ist das beste Spiel das ich jemals gespielt habe.
Klare 10/10.
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Мужики, спасайте, если наберём 10 лайков и 5 наград, то жена подарит ящик пива
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Best game i have ever played. 10 / 10
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[h1] The Dark Souls of shitty platformers [/h1]
In space no one can hear a cactus scream.
You have to hit a height of 4,000 to get the last achievement, so you're going to die at 3,999 multiple times. Some of the upgrades feel like a penalty, but you can
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Жалкое подобие на платформер.
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the name says it all :P
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The game is cool until certain point, and this point is when you hit the bottom of tghe plataform and fall in speed of light to hit the ground and dies
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This game changed my life.
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Une immondice comme on en voit peut de nos jours.
J'y ai perdu plusieurs membres, en essayant de contrôler mon corps de cactus avec toutes les améliorations ...
J'ai souffert, en effet ...
J'ai actuellement mon petit cœur meurtrie de ce vilain jeu !
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This game changed my life.
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Huysuz kaktüsün yıldızlara ulaşmasına yardım edin! Yukarıya kadar yolunuzu bulun! Gece gökyüzünün en iyi manzarasına ulaşana kadar yolunuzu yükseltin.
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[h1]Before I played Shitty Cactus, I had a small pp, no friends, no gf, depression, and no life. These things havent changed, but the game is pretty good[/h1]
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5/10
I love this game more than anything in the world, it is a part of my very being.!!!!
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this cactus is shitty..
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кактус-прыгун
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There just isn't enough variety here for it to be worth your time, even with it being free. It's essentially a Doodle Jump clone but lacks enemies and items. The platforms not being one-way seems odd (you can't jump through the bottom of them) and contrib
